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Gun Oil Silicone Lubricant 16oz

$26.15

Gun Oil Silicone Lubricant (16oz)

Gun Oil – the premium, silicone lubricant that keeps a man’s most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they’d distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed a high-tech formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private’s parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and aloe vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimised skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use. Condom safe.

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Gun Oil Silicone Lubricant (16oz)

Gun Oil – the premium, silicone lubricant that keeps a man’s most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they’d distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed a high-tech formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Private’s parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and aloe vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimised skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use. Condom safe.

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Weight 1.18 lbs

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